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Things a Man Should Never Do in the Company of a Woman

Reveal how much your car cost.

Clean your gun.

Polish high school trophies (which you still have displayed).

Refer to your mother as your best friend.

Rap.

Check out our assistant/roommate/the baby-sitter.

Question our footwear.

Blow-dry your hair.

Tip less than 20 percent.

Celebrity impressions.

Impressions of us.

Forget to carry cash.

Flip it, flop it, swing it around, tug on it, adjust it, scratch it, or do anything that will remind us that it's just a goofy appendage and not a mystical source of pleasure and satisfaction.

Wii.

Boot and rally.

Scream—at the dog, at the guy who just stole your parking spot, at Bill Belichick. Because, no matter how much Belichick deserves it (cheater!), when we hear you raise your voice, we have an idea of what we're in for.

Talk about former exploits. Ever.

Use the words bitch, slut, tramp, or whore, unless referring to another man.

Tell us you're going to kiss us. (Just get on with it!)

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Originally Posted by online.education

Flip it, flop it, swing it around, tug on it, adjust it, scratch it, or do anything that will remind us that it's just a goofy appendage and not a mystical source of pleasure and satisfaction.

Had to pee myself laughing at this one!!

ablaye

I always forget to carry a lot of cash or I never have enough when I go on a date.
Several times, I had to ask my date for coins to put on the meter, or cash to pay the parking attendant. I am so used to paying with plastic for everything.

pet79

My husband doesn't carry cash. Most places take plastic and I forget to get cash back during my purchases sometimes. My mother always said to make sure to have change (for the pay phone )in my purse and at least $20 with me, but that was before cell phones and debit cards took over the world.

warholchic2

haha these are so funny and make me think about the things that my boyfriend does. they dont necessarily bother me...i find them endearing and adorable

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pet79 Ragamuffin Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 6	My husband doesn't carry cash. Most places take plastic and I forget to get cash back during my purchases sometimes. My mother always said to make sure to have change (for the pay phone )in my purse and at least $20 with me, but that was before cell phones and debit cards took over the world.

warholchic2 Waif Join Date: May 2008 Location: bay area Posts: 24	haha these are so funny and make me think about the things that my boyfriend does. they dont necessarily bother me...i find them endearing and adorable